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Kavi · Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:16 am Post subject:

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.

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kirbyboy102 · Newbie Joined: 08 May 2008 Posts: 49

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...
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omegavoids · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:50 am Post subject:

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...That was to apologize for his behaviors, but alas...before he knew,he was out of the building,he muttered:
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64Cheese · Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject:

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...That was to apologize for his behaviors, but alas...before he knew,he was out of the building,he muttered:
"I really shouldn't have eaten that bean and cheese burrito right before the trial." He stopped to catch his breath and noticed a young policewoman following close behind. He attempted to introduce himself, but instead of a handshake, he found himself cuffed, and being guided into the black and white. He could hear the cop mutter over the radio, referring to him as "the truant."
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kirbyboy102 · Newbie Joined: 08 May 2008 Posts: 49

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...That was to apologize for his behaviors, but alas...before he knew,he was out of the building,he muttered:
"I really shouldn't have eaten that bean and cheese burrito right before the trial." He stopped to catch his breath and noticed a young policewoman following close behind. He attempted to introduce himself, but instead of a handshake, he found himself cuffed, and being guided into the black and white. He could hear the cop mutter over the radio, referring to him as "the truant."
As he was carried off by the zebra-colored police car, he wondered what the woman had meant by truant. Then, the woman explained herself. She said in passing that the only reason why she said it was because she wanted to date him. He then used a bad pickup line. She then proceeded to kick him out of the car; his face collided with the concrete sidewalk. Safe at last, he noticed the side of his pudgy face was bleeding profusely. He then ran home, breathing heavily. He cursed his lack of exersize, and promised himself that the next morning, he'd find himself a girlfriend.
Meanwhile, a man in a gay bar was wondering what to do that night...
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Kavi · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:20 pm Post subject:

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...That was to apologize for his behaviors, but alas...before he knew,he was out of the building,he muttered:
"I really shouldn't have eaten that bean and cheese burrito right before the trial." He stopped to catch his breath and noticed a young policewoman following close behind. He attempted to introduce himself, but instead of a handshake, he found himself cuffed, and being guided into the black and white. He could hear the cop mutter over the radio, referring to him as "the truant."
As he was carried off by the zebra-colored police car, he wondered what the woman had meant by truant. Then, the woman explained herself. She said in passing that the only reason why she said it was because she wanted to date him. He then used a bad pickup line. She then proceeded to kick him out of the car; his face collided with the concrete sidewalk. Safe at last, he noticed the side of his pudgy face was bleeding profusely. He then ran home, breathing heavily. He cursed his lack of exersize, and promised himself that the next morning, he'd find himself a girlfriend.
Meanwhile, a man in a gay bar was wondering what to do that night, he didn't wait for long, in an instant life changed, the earth was invaded, and alians wiped out the human race.

THE END
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omegavoids · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:28 pm Post subject:

There was no reason to suspect him, other then the murderous gleam that tainted his eyes, but they took him in anyway. They threw him in the dirtiest cell they had, and prepared for questioning. He didn't ask for a laywer, and they wouldn't have called one if he had. Corry Aimes had been a detective for 8 years, and every fiber of his being said this man was guilty, but how could he prove it? He looked down toward his expensive leather briefcase, knowing that there was no chance that there was any evidence within it's cavernous depths. He then hauled it onto the plaintiff table and opened it, finding one small, yellow paper within. It was slightly crinkled, but it's appearance screamed evidence. Cory cracked his knuckles and withdrew the paper, a curse bubbled up within him, it was......... his grocery list, "Out of milk again" he muttered. scratching his head, he then sat oposite the accused and frowned. "Why'd you do it?" his words cracked with urgency. the thing sitting across from him only stared, innocent eyes in that wide, purple face.
The Thing stared at him with a threatening intensity, which was threatening to burn his entire being. Cory straightened his tie and sat down. He felt something on his pants and looked down. Apparently he needed to go on a diet, as it was his fleshy stomach. People were staring at him, and he looked around and smelled the explaination. Apparently, in his thoughts about his diet (or lack thereof), he had passed gas in the court room. Now there was only one available option...That was to apologize for his behaviors, but alas...before he knew,he was out of the building,he muttered:
"I really shouldn't have eaten that bean and cheese burrito right before the trial." He stopped to catch his breath and noticed a young policewoman following close behind. He attempted to introduce himself, but instead of a handshake, he found himself cuffed, and being guided into the black and white. He could hear the cop mutter over the radio, referring to him as "the truant."
As he was carried off by the zebra-colored police car, he wondered what the woman had meant by truant. Then, the woman explained herself. She said in passing that the only reason why she said it was because she wanted to date him. He then used a bad pickup line. She then proceeded to kick him out of the car; his face collided with the concrete sidewalk. Safe at last, he noticed the side of his pudgy face was bleeding profusely. He then ran home, breathing heavily. He cursed his lack of exercise, and promised himself that the next morning, he'd find himself a girlfriend.
Meanwhile, a man in a gay bar was wondering what to do that night, he didn't wait for long, in an instant life changed, the earth was invaded, and aliens wiped out the human race.

THE END, or was it?,that was an all a dream,this man wakes up on a white bed,in a hospital...
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Kavi · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:46 am Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was a boy, in a plane, in the sky, and things looked dour
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64Cheese · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:45 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was a boy, in a plane, in the sky, and things looked dour.
Everything was fine at first, but then everything turned sour.
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omegavoids · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject:

Once upon a time, there was a boy, in a plane, in the sky, and things looked dour.
Everything was fine at first, but then everything turned sour,Sky turned black,Earth began to move,And on far away you can hear sounds of wolf howling,Babies crying,People dying.
The kid stood in this place of death and began to remember what happened....

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