Tainted Wishes

kirbyboy102 · Tainted Wishes

This is a fun game! It's sort of like the lame superpower one, but different.

The way it works: Someone wishes for something, and you give them something they weren't expacting.

Example-- Person A: I wish for a sandwich.
Person B: You get a sandwich, but the bread is far too molded to be sanitary. I wish for a goat.

^See? It's easy!! Very Happy

Now, I wish for Money.

omegavoids

granted, you get half a cent....with a delivery charge of two dollars.(XD)

I wish I had a pet dragon(just finished reading eragon)

64Cheese

You've been signed up for a Neopets account.

I wish for a large pepperoni pizza.

omegavoids

Granted, you get a large pepperoni AND shoes pizza.

i wish ,i wish ,i wish i was a fish.(stupid wish XD).

64Cheese

Alright, you are a shark. But you'll have to find enough water yourself.

I wish it would rain money.

omegavoids

64Cheese

Time has stopped, and you're the only one moving. Unfortunately that means no-one to make food, no videogames or tv will move, and nothing will be running.

I wish for a lollypop.

Tyto

Granted, but it's a lollipop I found under my little brother's bed. It's not wrapped, and it looks like someone enjoyed some of it before they dropped it. There's lint all over it and... you get the idea.

I wish I had a Wii.

64Cheese

You got it. It's bad enough as it is! (Kidding, I like my Wii.)

I wish for another wish.

Kavi

Granted, but it comes with some clauses, you can only use it three seconds past midnight on the third day of the eighth month

I wish for a pony!

64Cheese

You get a pony, but you have to share it with all the other people who ever wished for a pony.

And my 3 seconds after midnight is different from your 3 seconds after midnight.

I wish I ruled the world.

Kavi

Congratulations, you are now ruler of Jupitar, a world far removed from ours, good luck with that

I wish for a Kinder Egg (ha, if you know what this is, then I am your new best friend, and no googling!)

64Cheese

As in the chocolate thing with the toy inside? Now I want one, thank's a lot.
You get one, but I get three.

I wish for a monster truck.

Kavi

Granted, but watch out, it eats people

I wish for a magic school bus

(and you were right about the toy! Your my new best friend xD)

kirbyboy102

You get a magic school bus; it's magic is making you 25 minutes late to wherever you drive it to.

It looks like the thread is well recieved!

I wish for more Amy Winehouse music!

omegavoids

granted,but now you're deaf.

i wish for more friends

Kavi

Granted, but they're all imaginary

I wish for a SAM

omegavoids

granted,but it's someone named SAM.

i wish for something to do.

64Cheese

Alright, I'll post some more.

I wish for unimaginable talent.

omegavoids

granted,you can't imagine anything now.

i wish for this day to pass quick.

64Cheese

You now have the ability to go take a nap.

I wish that things weren't so damn expensive!

omegavoids

granted,but now you don't have any money at all.

i wish for a pot-o-gold.

64Cheese

You have a pot-o-gold, but it's too heavy to carry, and it's right in the middle of a heavily populated area.

I wish that infinity was a smaller number...

omegavoids

granted,it's now Zero,and you get infinity cookies from me.

i wish for domination over the internet.

64Cheese

You now rule the net for the next 3.2 minutes, and it has absolutely no benefits whatsoever.

I wish for a green blanket.

omegavoids

granted,but it's green from stench.

i wish for a....uh....pie?

64Cheese

It's green blanket pie.

I wish for whatever the next guy wishes for, only better.
(Throw it into a conundrum!)

omegavoids

granted,you get double of what the I wish for.

i wish for one of my eyes popped,and half my body handicapped and get an arm and a leg broken.(i've been waiting to wish this FOREVER)

64Cheese

Granted, but several vital organs are in the half that is handicapped, and stop functioning.

I wish I didn't make my previous wish?

omegavoids

granted,you wished for triple,not double.

i wish to be a swimming fish.

64Cheese

Didn't you make this wish before? Or someone else maybe? And ended up as a shark without water? Whatever, same thing!
Granted, you are a shark, but you have to find enough water yourself.

I wish that... I had a cupcake.

Oh wait.. you said SWIMMING fish!
okay... You are a fish, in front of another, bigger fish.

omegavoids

granted,you now have a peanut cupcake, oh and i forgot to mention that you got allergy to peanuts now.

64Cheese

Granted, you get nothing. Except the passive ability to take this allergy back so I can eat peanuts again!

I wish it didn't take me three tries to spell wish.

omegavoids

(wow, he heard me wish for nothing!)
granted,you now need four tries

i wish for an apple tree.

64Cheese

You now have an apple tree in your bedroom.

I wih... I wis... I wsh... I wish.. Got it! I wihs... Damn.

omegavoids

granted, you now wih,not that i know what wih is.

i wish for some cheese*points at cheese*he took it all.

64Cheese

That's one wish I REFUSE to grant.

I wish, it was time for me to be logging off and going to bed.
See ya later Omega.

Maybe I'll have some cheese before bed..

omegavoids

granted,but now i bug you in your sleep,haunting your fridge and saying:CHEEEEESE!

i wish for someone else to log on now.

Kavi

Granted, but its days later

I wish for starbucks

omegavoids

granted, but it's star bucks,that means these bucks aren't legal,and the police is coming.

i wish for free ,fast and fun internet.

Kavi

Granted, but its on a dessert island in the middle of no where

I wish for a Ninja!

64Cheese

http://askaninja.com/

Have you ever seen this guy?

I wish for more pizza.

omegavoids

Granted,but you have to pay double price for this genie made pizza.

i wish to be active.

64Cheese

Granted, but there's a catch. You have to be more active.

I wish for an idea to suddenly hit me.

omegavoids

granted,you think of a car,and well,that idea is quite real!and it hits you too.

i wish for some money,and a credit card.

64Cheese

You have 20 [local units of currency]. And a credit card that has a limit of 15 [local units of currency].

omegavoids

great!that can buy me......one fourth of a PC game!

your wish for nothing is granted,but you get nothing.

64Cheese

Now you can afford a quarter of Spore!

I wish for... a new guitar!

omegavoids

granted,you get a new broken guitar!

i wish for some good internet connection.

64Cheese

Sweet! I can fix it.

Granted, you get as much good connection as I do.

I wish for another broken guitar that coincidentally has the pieces I need to fix this one.

omegavoids

granted,but you lose your first guitar.

i wish to know how much connection you do have.

Kavi

Granted, but the connection was so bad the information was lost in trasition

I wish for silence

64Cheese

.......

. .... ... .... .. .. .......

omegavoids

granted, when I know it.

I wish for a cure for common cold.

64Cheese

Kavi

I grant Cheese the power to go back and add his wish xD

omegavoids

I grant you all the power to Wish something or to smack your heads on walls.

And I wish for a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong vacation.... at least until I get bored. and that never happened before.

Kavi

Granted, But your plane to Hawaii crashes and your marooned on a deserted island for 25 years.

*Holds head* Owie

I wish for Aspirin!

omegavoids

Granted...wait. I need it more.
NOT granted.
I wish for next monday to come quickly.