Kavi
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Robin Hood: Men in TightsCome on, everyone wondered, I mean, grown men prancing about in tights? this is the standard story of Robin Hood: Evil Prince John is oppressing the people while good King Richard is away on the Crusades. Robin steals from the tax collectors, wins an archery contest, defeats the Sheriff, and rescues Maid Marian. However it gains whole new meanings with Mel Brooks behind the wheel. Be prepared for puns (both good and bad) and a host of jokes, teases, and satire. By far the funniest Robin Hood ever. It contains rude humor, some lanuage, and sexual induendo. Nothing perticularly nasty or crude, but it is PG-13
And to share the love, here are some quotes  (the quotes are all seperate by the way:P)
Ahchoo: What part of Georgia you from? South Central?
Robin Hood: Prepare for the fight scene!
Angry Villager: There must be another way of doing the credits.
Fire Marshal: That's right. Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn our village down!
And the much coveted, Men in Tights Theme Song
Merry Men: [singing] We're men / We're men in tights / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like sissies / But watch what you say / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / We're men / Manly men! / We're men in tights / Yes! / We roam around the forest looking for fights / We're men / We're men in tights / We rob from the rich and give to the poor / That's right! / We may look like pansies / But don't get us wrong / Or else we'll put out your lights / We're men / We're men in tights / *Tight tights* / Always on guard / Defending the people's rights / When you're in a fix / Just call for the men in tights / We're butch!
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