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| omegavoids |
Post Your Best Joke.Post your best joke,i think i can start:there once was 3 men lost on a small island with nothing to eat or drink. they were stranded for years untill one day a bottle washed up on shore. man 1 opened the bottle and out came a genie. "you have freed me so each of you 3 men may get 1 wish." this made the men fill up with hop so the first man said," i wish i was back home with my wife!" genie said,"wish granted." and so it happend. the second man said the same and the genie replied,"as you wish." then it was the third mans turn and he said,"im lonely on this island i wish my friends were back here." oh and Fluffy bunny!? ill show you a fluffy bunny! |
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| Kavi |
Re: Post Your Best Joke.
wait a sec, how did they survive with nothing to eat or drink for years? (is puzzled and haunted by this joke) What do elaphants have that other animals do not? - Why, little elephants of course:D (i am being read a cheesy joke book, forgive me!) |
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| 64Cheese |
How many elephants can you fit in a grand piano?
None, don't be silly. |
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| omegavoids |
Re: Post Your Best Joke.
(they did find some things,but they did not bring anything) now for my joke An Irishman walks out of a bar. It can happen |
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| Kavi |
Describe the activities at an Arabian Ball
* they dance shiek to shiek |
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| omegavoids |
A guy is at a bar on the thirtieth story of a fifty story building. Another guy has had a rough day and needs a drink. He steps off the elevator and orders the strongest thing there was.
First guy - Had a rough day? Second guy - yeah... First - I know something that'll cheer you up Second - What? First - This building is aerodynamic. If you jump out that window over there, you'll fall ten stories, the wind current will pick you up, and send you right back through the window Second - Right... First - Here, I'll show you. The first guy jumps out the window, falls ten stories, stops in mid-air, and is sent back through the window. Second guy gets so excited, he jumps out the window and falls to his death. Bartender - You can be a real jerk when you're drunk Superman. |
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| Kavi |
LMAO
What kind of room can no one enter? * a mushroom |
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| omegavoids |
There was this guy which went to heaven, he saw a angel carrying a clock which was at 1 minute and was not moving, he asked the angel what is the clock for, the angel said " I'll give you an example, for this instance, there's this guy who said 54 lies in his life,so his clock shows it's arrow hand at 54 minutes. This guy's clock i'm carrying has the proof that the guy said 1 lie in his life."
So the man asked about this president's clock, the president kept on saying lies to his country. "ohhhhh...... you mean that president?" the angel said, "i hung his clock in my office, it's a high quality fan now." |
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| Kavi |
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. |
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| 64Cheese |
Warning: Potentially Offensive
Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard. |
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| omegavoids |
One day the Indian Prime Minister made a diplomatic visit to the States. After a glorious welcome by the US ministers and counterparts, the Indian Prime Minister was brought by Bill Clinton to a very old park which was located near the white house.
Clinton wanted to show off United States technological advancements to the Indian Prime Minister. So he asked his men to dig about 15 feet into the ground. After the big hole was dug, Clinton asked Indian Prime Minister to check what he sees. The Indian Prime Minister saw into the hole and said..."Bill, I see cable wires....". Bill giving a very big smile...showed off to Indian PM that, "This ground is as old as 100 yrs, and even back in those days, USA had cable telecommunication services and we are so upfront with technology even in those days". The Indian Prime Minister was so irritated and embarrassed at Clinton's act of snobbery and show-off. After a few years later, Clinton paid a diplomatic visit to India and he was splendidly welcomed by the Indian Prime Minister and his counterparts. Holding a grudge ever since the last trip he made to USA, the Indian Prime Minister wanted to show off what India is and how far it is in term of technological advancements. He brought Clinton to a old park by his palace and asked his men to dig about 20 feet into the ground. He also asked Clinton to see what he discovers into the ground. After much scrunitization, Clinton nodded his head and replied "Sorry Prime Minister, I see nothing in the ground". "Precisely" said the Indian Prime Minister. "You see Bill, this ground is two hundred years old, and even back then.. India had wireless telecommunication services". AAAAANNNNDDD ANOTHER JOKE:A man walks into a bar.Ouch. |
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