PLEASE RE-DIRECT ALL EVIL SCHEMES TO THIS TOPIC!!!

64Cheese · PLEASE RE-DIRECT ALL EVIL SCHEMES TO THIS TOPIC!!!

Instead of clogging up the Chocolate thread.

Kavi

Well this is brilliant!

Um, though you're just adding boards for me to post on, are you ENABLING MY ADDICTION?? Shocked

For this I will...... do something..... (thinks really hard)

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Like I won't take them away 0_o

64Cheese

With a pocket knife *brilliantly* hidden in my pocket, I shall carve a hole big enough for a rat to fit through. I will then release a rat through the hole (also concealed in pocket) which is trained to crawl up your pant-leg. And on this rat will be a message: "Return all to as was, or more will come."

Kavi

Lmao

Ok, I'll admite that while you're evil, you're also brilliant, that's the best evil scheme I've heard in a very long time

Since rats on general don't super bug me (Tyto I am preparing myself already, what was the little guys name again?) I shall return the bewhiskered fellow with a note "If send more, room will flood"

64Cheese

And I will send a gerbil in with a note "It's not a rat."

Kavi

Gerbil will return with "Where are you keeping us?"

64Cheese

I like pockets. Oh no, I only have eight pockets on these pants!!!

Kavi

Next time you get regulation pants, no pockets at all -_- unfortunately, I am not even going to try to take your pants, so hurry up and send in the other 6 things you've stowed away

64Cheese

*Dies of laughter*

Kavi

**Hears prisoner laughing, goes to investigate** (Bangs on door,) "Hey You! Keep it down in there!"

Kavi

In the light of recent ransom demands >.> I've decided to release you, but be warned, start any more rebel activity and I am going to send Tyto after you

64Cheese

Tyto can't defeat me! Just look at her post count!

Kavi

Then I'll send someone else,

Dude, we're like 10 posts away from a 1000 articles on the forum Very Happy

64Cheese

Kavi

Counting down ... 5

Yes, yes it is:D (evil laughter)

64Cheese

I am about to temporarily foil your evil plan.

Kavi

.....3

You can't, even if you hop off, I'll just post some new topics

Ha! Evil plan spoiler, you fail Very Happy

64Cheese

"Fungah! Foiled again!" - Bowser from Super Mario RPG (SNES)

Kavi

It good you can admit defeat Very Happy

omegavoids

is this evil.....heh..you can't beat my plan of having 12947329793057829681389681684306 cookies to help me dominate THE WORLD Twisted Evil

*thinks of a good evil laugh*......*still thinking*..aaaagh nvm just hahaha.

Kavi

Evil Tip of the Day:

Magic Marker Mustaches.....

omegavoids

Evil Plan Failed!

i was hungry and,well these 14754165441 cookies i made was chocolate chip so.....

Kavi

Cookies.....

I declare you evil just for mentioning cookies!

64Cheese

Kavi, you can't just go around half-cocked declaring everyone evil all the time, just because they mention delicious and/or chocolaty snack.

Have you ever tried oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies? Those are the greatest!

Kavi

**glares at Cheese** I can too!!!

Just becasue of you two hooligans, I have to go make cowboy cookies, darn you! **shakes fist halfheartedly**

omegavoids

I Can't Believe it!Somebody Called me Sweetheart,but i am The most evil Cookie Using Person In the whole universe...wait.....Somebody called me sweetheart ^_^I've never received a compliment like this,even if it was sarcastic.

Kavi

What is it with you boys? First cheese and now you, for pete sake!!

omegavoids

you know,boys don't get compliments that much.
for me,the last compliment i got that wasn't smart was cute,and it was said when i was two feet tall.

64Cheese

I get complimented a lot, I was just trying to bug Kavi.

omegavoids

OR boys are just plain evil and they are trying to bug people off.

64Cheese

Born as an asshole.

omegavoids

............what's that supposed to mean?

64Cheese

Exactly what I intended it to mean.

omegavoids

and what did you intend it to mean?

Kavi

**looks around** This IS still the evil topics board right?

what ARE you two going on about? *mutters* and boys say we're hard to communicate with.....

64Cheese

No, I think it's just me. Omega didn't seem to get it either.

omegavoids

get what?

64Cheese

omegavoids

See what?

64Cheese

Exactly.

omegavoids

You are not helping...

64Cheese

That was the point.

omegavoids

I seem to understand....

Kavi

**Ties Omega and Cheese to an anchor and hucks it overboard**

Ok, back to evil topics, and less of this evil torturing!

If you took over the world, would you mandate uniforms?

64Cheese

Yes, but they would be both comfortable and stylish, with a choice for the girls to wear skirts or pants.

Kavi

Hmm, i suppose if you were going to take over the world you'd have to do something with all the intelligence agencies..... so would you disband them or combine them?

64Cheese

I would disband them. Or at least that's what I'd tell people.

Kavi

Ohhh, how brilliantly evil!!!

So tell people that all the three letter organizations have been disbanded, and secretly gather them all together under one four letter organization!

64Cheese

Why give it a name/acronym?

omegavoids

because the longer and harder the name is,the cooler it will seem, and by that, you get people to work cheaper.

Kavi

Well it could be the super secret UNNAMED organization

omegavoids

Un
Named organization
(&)
Not
A
Merciless
End-of-the-world
Disaster organization

Kavi

Nice omega:)

OMG< i had to post this, its Briliant!

http://www.comedycorner.org/43.html

omegavoids

Pretty evil indeed.

Kavi

If you were an evil overlord, what kind of army would you have? a magical one? an undead one? there are so many options out there for the truly evil...

64Cheese

A real one. With guns, and bullet-proof vests. What good would zombies do when they're limited to videogames and movies?

Kavi

Maybe their not, if you were a truly evil overlord, you would have had imprisoned scientist build you an army of undead

64Cheese

But then they'd be genetically enhanced creatures, not really undead.