Give The Next Poster a LAME Superpower

omegavoids · Give The Next Poster a LAME Superpower

stolen from serebii.com...don't kill me please

i give the next poster the power to turn ketchup into mayo

Amzer

Lol, okay.

I give the next poster the power to not cry when eating onions.

omegavoids · i dont eat them

i don't eat onions anyway

i give the next poster the power to make people hate him more than they already do

64Cheese

Hah! Joke's on you, I already have that power.

I give the next poster the power to chuckle at my posts.

Amzer

I'm sorry, but that is impossible. Wink

I give the next poster the power to create those little rainclouds that hover over people when they're miserable.

omegavoids

ooo rain clouds...to tell the truth i haven't seen rain in two years

anyway i give the next poster the power to beat my Procrastination...and belive me it IS HARD.

on side note..click here to seephotos of tyto.you will be surprised.

Kavi

I just finished a ten page paper that's due tommorow (beat your procrastination ha!)

I give the next poster the power to speak in cheesy movie lines without appearing idiotic

(on the side note, those pics of tyto explain why she hasn't been drawing lately...)

kirbyboy102

Awesome! I can have a 'reality' series and be good at it! SCORE

I give the next user the ability to talk with fish.

omegavoids

Since i don't have any fishes that would be hard to use as a power.

I give the next poster the power to eat mud.

64Cheese

Aww, why couldn't I get the movie quote one?

I give the next poster the power to post next!

Kavi

By the power vested in me by the state of Cheese.... I POST!!

Ahem, I give the next poster the power to jump small dogs with a single bound

64Cheese

Oh thanks! There's this poodle that always sits in the middle of the sidewalk...

I give the next poster the power to chase rabbits for hours on end in the snow without catching anything but a cold.

Kavi

0_0 oh my gosh, Tyto what does that remind you of? A Certain page from a certain script, and whoa, Cheese you must be a mind reader!!!!

I give the next poster the power to sing in libraries without getting kicked out

Amzer

But I don't sing. And most definitely not in a public place. D8

I give the next person the power to use n00bspeak.

64Cheese

i G1v tEh nxt p0str pwr 2 gIev nect pstar a lmae p0wr!!!!1

Amzer

Oooh! I'll try it out now!

I give the next power to only smile.

omegavoids

i refuse to use that power and.
I give the next poster the power to eat the mind of the poster who comes after it.

64Cheese

That quite well compliments my power to destroy souls, and steal spirits.

I give the next poster the power to give their self the power to give their self the power to give their self the power to give their self the power to give their self the power to...

omegavoids

Huh? once I understand what this power is,ill think about it.

I give the next poster the power to obey all my orders(muahahahaahahah).

Amzer

I find that power worthless and disturbing, thus, I'll never use it.

I give the next poster the power to fly around in their underwear.

Kavi

Darnit, my timing stinks...........its.....so....drafty...

I give the next poster the power to see time and space revealed...in a snickers bar.

Tyto

Which would be handy, if I wasn't likely to eat the snickers bar first...

I give the next poster the power to... BUY ME MORE SKETCHBOOKS. > Very Happy

Amzer

Of course I'd use it...and then steal a few back. >=3

I give the next poster the power to transform into Feebas!

Kavi

Need.. *gasp** Water..........

I give the next poster the power to speak to worms! (and find out once and for all which side the head is on)

64Cheese

The head's on the side with that weird ring around it. Unless it's the kind that doesn't have that ring...

I give the next poster the power to interpret the following sentence however they wish.
"Only dogs and horses can see the rain when the cow's lie on their back."
Everyone else will just have to be confused and disturbed.

Kavi

The mysteries of Time REVELED (insert mad laugh) Who knew that it was the cow all along?

Ahem, I give the next poster the power to speak to Chihuahuas

64Cheese

Did you know the Chihuahuas were thinking of going to war against the worms? The worms have no idea about this, though.

I give the next poster the power to give the next poster TWO POWERS!!!

Kavi

OOOOOOOO Arn't I special?

I give the next poster the power to type with one hand, AND, post on another thread within the gaming board!

64Cheese

Aww, now I'm gonna have to use those powers.

I give the next poster the power to choose not to click that ad that is offering a $100 McDonalds gift card.

Kavi

Must....resist.......

I give the next poster the power to stay warm in the cold (just for you cheese)

Tyto

HAHAHA I stoled Cheese's power! >: D

... Wait, I like being cold.

I give the next person the power to jump higher than a skyscraper.

64Cheese

Oh noes my powrz! It's almost like someone had avoided getting that power on purpose...

I give the next poster the power to walk around the block without getting bored.

Kavi

*Walks around block, see's mob killing, flee's, and begins a hollywood like sequance of events that leave one man dead, two cats homless, and a small child with no hair.**

I give the next poster the power to .............. <-- (you have to know what I am thinking to complete the post)

kirbyboy102

The power to be amazing? I already had that.

I give the next poster the power to lick kittens whenever they see them. And they'll like the taste of the membrane on the newborns.

Kavi

**Stares at Kirby** You're disterbed, SERIOUSLY DESTERBED

Go play on another game, I can never look at kittens the same now!

I give the next poster the power to forget their morning

64Cheese

I woke up at noon.

I give the next power the poster to... that's not right... I give... SPAGHETTI!!

Kavi

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! **runs screaming from attacking meatballs**

I give the next poster the power to fly like a Dodo

64Cheese

Hey, we could be wrong, maybe the dodo really did fly!

I give the next poster the power to own a poster at some point in their life.

Kavi

THe hulk, Iron man, and rules of Chuck Norris >.>

I give the next poster the power to sense when a jedi enters the room

64Cheese

This is gonna make this SO much easier.

I give the next poster the power to read my handwriting.

Kavi

Aha! Illegable handwriting is perfect for throwing the CIA off the scent...

I give the next poster the power to wiggle their nose like a bunny

64Cheese

That kinda gets annoying after a while. (If I actually tried it, does that make me insane?)

I give the next poster the power to... to... watch the entire opening sequence to Soul Caliber 4 without blinking. That should be lame enough.

Kavi

Retina's burning..........

(yes the fact that you wiggled your nose makes you insane, and very funny)

I give the next poster the power to watch Bancock Dangerous without cringing

omegavoids

I already did that(i was asleep), Oh and it's Bangkok dangerousdon't get mad on me please

i give the next poster the pwoer to messplele wrods.

Kavi

Yya! I ma teh wosrt sellper erev, rghit Toty? All hial SellpCehc!

I gvie teh ntex psotre teh pwoer to tcouh thire teos!

omegavoids

ATLASTLONGLASTICANTOUCHMYTOE.

I give the next poster the power to take a bathe because the next poster stinks(imah trying to kill the game)

now the real one:i give the next poster the power to get lag while playing MMO games

64Cheese

I play over a crappy wireless connection. I already have WAY TOO MUCH lag.

I give the power to answer the phone in a funny voice.

omegavoids

I always answer the phone in funny voice,everyone hearing me in the phone refers to me as "miss".(i can't do anything about it,that is my voice)

i give the next poster the power to sit still for 86 hours while all the people begging him to open way.

Kavi

I can't sit still for 5 min xD let alone that long, so I kindly disreguard the previous post

I give the next poster the power to figure out what happened to all Cheese's images

Amzer

The dinosaur ate them. =>

I give the next poster to type.

64Cheese

Missing a few words in that sentence?
And what's this about my pictures?

I give the next poster a puppy! And the power to not go crazy about it.

Kavi

A pu-pu-puppy.... 0_0 power is slipping.... must.... go all googoogaga on it......

I give the next poster the power to read minds

64Cheese

I'll take this power!

I give the next poster the power to throw a baseball more than 20 feet.

omegavoids

thank you for giving me this awesome power,i didn't have it before,really!(WARNING:sarcasm)

i give the next poster the power to send useless e-mail to the whole world.

Kavi

**huddles over computer laughing evilly**

I give the next poster the power to become a poster of their choice

Amzer

I become Kavi.

I give the next poster the power to wear glasses and have nobody recognize them. -coughcoughSUPERMANcoughcough-

omegavoids

i've done that once. XD

i give the next poster the power to eat mud.

Tyto

OMNOMNOM. Yummy mud.

I give the next poster the power to watch High School Musical without losing a single brain cell.

omegavoids

wow!!!!an awesome power,too bad I'm busy and can't get time to watch it.

I give the next poster the power to be a tomato, a purple genetically changed that is.

Amzer

Purple ketchup! 8D

I give the next poster the power to not start squirming when they're tickled.

omegavoids

i already have that power,tickling hurt me*sniff*but weak tickling doesn't even tickle(pun intended).

i give the next poster the power to spend a day in the mall without buying anything.

Kavi

WHEW* this will save me tons of money!

I give the next poster the power to withstand a hannah montana attack!

64Cheese

I haven't even heard/seen and of Hannah Montana's songs/shows whatever she does...

I give the next poster the power to turn their head sideways and blink three times.

kirbyboy102

... *blinks*

I give the next poster the ability to get tickets to see every Hannah Montana show and go to each and every one.

omegavoids

i decide not to use this power, as I am busy watching the Her TV show.

i give the next poster the power to turn potatoes into tomato-shaped potatoes.

64Cheese

Haha, and halloween's only a couple months away!

I give the next poster the power to embarrass their self in public.

Maybe now I won't have this power.

omegavoids

wow! you have this power,me too,i don't need yours so keep it,i already have one.

i give the next poster the power to sleep for three days straight,october 30-november 1 and skip halloween.

Kavi

Sweet! I was having costume issues anyways....

I give the next poster the power to GET ME A PONY

64Cheese

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_QzVHUfumTDg...AAAAAAJA/VZcggzgatJQ/DSC01767.JPG Here is your pony.

I give the next poster the power to go buy a PS3 with Metal Gear Solid 4 and play online against me.

Kavi

(couldn't open your link, how sad)

** Loses to Cheese**

I give the next poster the power to turn milk into chocolate milk!

kirbyboy102

I'll use that.

I give the next poster the ability to drink sheep's blood.

omegavoids

Yuck!i don't need to use it, do i?

i give the next poster the power to count from one to...two!

Kavi

Three! OH wait, was that not an addition problem?

I give the next poster the power to be a pokie for one day

omegavoids

i choose not to use it.

i give the next poster the power to become bored.

Kavi

**stares listelssly around** darn you!

I give the next poster the power to swim upside down

omegavoids

i already do that.

i give the next poster the power to make some good music for me to listen to.

64Cheese

I'll gladly abuse this power to it's full potential.

I grant the power to click on the mouse from time to time.

kirbyboy102

:O such a useLESS power!

I give the next user the ability to fart in important, professional places/scenes/dates. And yes, you DO have to use it.

And oh yeah; you fart out the pussycat dolls' music.

64Cheese

Sweet.

I grant the power to drink a can of Fanta in 48 seconds.

omegavoids

that's slow. do i have to?

i give the next poster the power to die while playing Cd-i.

Kavi

*comes back to life as a zombie to type post*

I give the next poster the power to survive on Spam and Coke

64Cheese

But if I have to eat and drink the spam and coke, how will I perform the ritual to banish zombie-Kavi to the underworld? They are key ingredients!

I grant the power to banish zombies to the underworld using just spam, coke and peanuts.

omegavoids

*search for zombies*
*finds kavi*
"nah, she isn't so different as a zombie,only the skin tone changed to blueish green,so never mind banishing."

i give the next poster the power to fix my annoying mouse(right button doesn't work correctly).

64Cheese

Just ship it to me and it'll be back within a month.

I grant the power to rock!

omegavoids

....anyway,i grant the next poster the power to eat pizza in the speed of eight slices per minute.

64Cheese

Good job putting that picture to use!

I give the next poster the power to do a handstand for at least 2 seconds.

omegavoids

oh yeah,and have the pain in my hand for a week? no thank you.

i give the next poster the power to call for mudkipz which can spell good.

64Cheese

...Fine...

I give the next poster the power to shout at the top of their lungs and slightly deafen the people around them.

omegavoids

sadly,no one is in the house at the moment.

i give the next poster the power to eat tomatoes non-stop for almost a day.

Kavi

I've turned red!!!

I give the next person the power to watch old movies without frowning

64Cheese

I love old movies!

I give the power to sit through an episode of the newer Power Rangers series.

omegavoids

0_0 I can, while sleeping of course, else i'll die.

I give the next poster the power to understand whatever our math teacher are saying.

64Cheese

You're kidding, right? Math's easy.

I give the next poster the power to read my mind, but only when your brain is outside of your skull.

omegavoids

Aha... fine power indeed, I might use it, if I only can get my brain inside again...and I was kidding about math.

I give the next poster the power to take nasty pranks with only a grin.

Kavi

*forced smile* No really, I don't mind being dragged under cars....

I give the next poster the power to withstand a carebear attack

Give The Next Poster a LAME Superpower

i dont eat them