omegavoids
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Claiming The Hill.The objective of this game is simple. You do something to claim the hill from the previous player.No rules apply.
I'm the first poster, Hey look! Nobody on the hill! My hill now!
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Kavi
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**aims rocket launcher at Omega and blows him off hill**
Oh yeah, my hill!
(i say there should be one rule, you must be creative in claiming the hill)
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omegavoids
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*uses the T.E.L.E.P.O.R.T.: Transforming Electronic Lifeform Engineered for Peacekeeping, Observation and Rational Troubleshooting*
*transports kavi to north pole*
*steps on the hill*
MY HILL!
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64Cheese
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Hey look, a BIGGER hill!
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omegavoids
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yeah,but it ain't in the game, so we stick with this small hill.
i must say,nice try.
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64Cheese
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You said no rules apply.
Fine then! I place fifty pounds of high impact explosives underneath your hill. Now my hill is the only hill!
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omegavoids
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ouch....ok
*knocks him off the hill*
mah hill now!
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64Cheese
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Fine! Have your hill! But I get this delicious bucket of chicken!
You COULD have some, but you'd have to come down here first!
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omegavoids
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im not hungry....*stares at it*
*gets a claw hook and steals the chicken bucket*
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64Cheese
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*Reveals bottle of poison.*
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omegavoids
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*quickly drinks an antidote*
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64Cheese
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*Flips hill upside down.* Hah! Now the hill's on you!
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omegavoids
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how did you do it?
i must have something then
*flips the hill back*
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Kavi
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** sends ninja's in to stuff omega into small box* Ha, now I have this hill, and something to sit on
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omegavoids
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simply self destruct my clone.
*send some mutated cookies to do his SMACK,KABOOM,BLAM and steps on the hill*
MY HILL.
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64Cheese
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I'll hire Chuck Norris. Victory forever.
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omegavoids
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Yeah,except you don't have money.
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64Cheese
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I have some money... Okay, victory for an hour and a half.
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omegavoids
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unfortunately,that hour and half is long gone,and im back to the hill.
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kirbyboy102
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*uses magical butterflies carrying magical explosive stars*
*y'all die due to butterflies attacking you with explosive stars*
*walks up to top of hill and makes fort*
MY HILL NOW!
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omegavoids
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A message arrives:"sorry for any inconvenience but these stars were sleep pills,not explosive stars."
*wakes up*
*teleports to the hill using teleportation vending machine(any place,any time (C))*
*smacks kirbyboy with king deedeedees hammer*
*steps on top of the fort*
MY HILL!!
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kirbyboy102
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 Oh, but alas! It was a fluke-- the note was to throw you off! It's poison and murderd you. I throw you in a nerby volcano and you turn to ashes.
I take the hill and start singing stupid songs, hereby annoying people to death.
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omegavoids
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OH NO!there goes my clone,i bought him for twenty thousand dollars.
anyway, my army of 2165464598742121234656 cookies attacks you,destroys the fort,sends you to cheese64s house to steal his cheese.
and then.*steps on the hill*
*issues orders for those stupid cookies*
*uses the automated make-a-fort machine*
*steps on the fort*
i think this hill is now MINE!
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kirbyboy102
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I give up. I claim Hawaii instead. 
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omegavoids
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you can't, Hawaii isn't a hill.
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Kavi
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While boys fight over the use of Hawaii as a possible hill, *sneaks around back, destroys Omega's clone army, then hires Richard Simmons to attack all comers, peasents flee in terror*
MY DAMN HILL
**smiles smuggly and goes about building a fortress of amazing strength, designed to withstand both physical and magical attacks**
(oh yes, play by the rules xD)
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64Cheese
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I'll turn on Rick Asten's Never Gonna Give You up on loop with the volume cranked up. And if that doesn't work, I'll get my guitar and try to figure out how to play it.
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Kavi
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**Twitches**
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64Cheese
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And I'll play it very poorly. And purposely sing off-key.
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Kavi
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**Curls into a ball and starts crying**
OK fine, the hill is yoooours, just stoooooooop!!!
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omegavoids
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I just use earplugs and record your voice and make a "herd" of angry, swarming and running mad villagers hear it...and I claim the hill after they send you to the hospital.
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Kavi
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Armed with loads of highly addictive narcotics, I drug you and have you buried alive at the bottom of the hill, which I now claim
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omegavoids
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Unfortunately.You bury me just in the escape tunnel I've made, I Run away until another day(yay for rhymes, Even sick ones) And then I return With an army of ugly badly-cooked Evil cookies and swarm you then take the hill and order your execution....after you finish getting all the salt out of every mine in the world alone.Using a spoon.
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Kavi
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I manage to incapacitate my guard... with the spoon... and then return to the hill. i then hire the entire Raiders Offensive line to drive you off the hill. My Hill ^^
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omegavoids
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Well. there is some holes in your plan.... First. my system is based on trust.."Don't run away" remember when I said that and left you without any guard to incapitate?
Also. The entire offinsive line was disbanded yesterday....they demanded some of my cookies to eat.
Anyway, I sweep you off by throwing a half-full cup-o-coffee to the Antarctica. And just walk an' claim My hill.
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64Cheese
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I sneak up while you people think I'm not on this topic and simply push you off the hill.
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Amjam
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I appear out of nowhere, and shout "BOO!", effectively shocking you off.
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