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omegavoids · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 9:33 am Post subject: Post Your Best Joke.

Post your best joke,i think i can start:

there once was 3 men lost on a small island with nothing to eat or drink. they were stranded for years untill one day a bottle washed up on shore. man 1 opened the bottle and out came a genie. "you have freed me so each of you 3 men may get 1 wish." this made the men fill up with hop so the first man said," i wish i was back home with my wife!" genie said,"wish granted." and so it happend. the second man said the same and the genie replied,"as you wish." then it was the third mans turn and he said,"im lonely on this island i wish my friends were back here."

oh and Fluffy bunny!? ill show you a fluffy bunny!

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Kavi · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: Re: Post Your Best Joke.

64Cheese · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject:

How many elephants can you fit in a grand piano?

None, don't be silly.
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omegavoids · Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 6:08 am Post subject: Re: Post Your Best Joke.

Kavi · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:30 am Post subject:

Describe the activities at an Arabian Ball

* they dance shiek to shiek
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omegavoids · Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:25 am Post subject:

A guy is at a bar on the thirtieth story of a fifty story building. Another guy has had a rough day and needs a drink. He steps off the elevator and orders the strongest thing there was.

First guy - Had a rough day?
Second guy - yeah...
First - I know something that'll cheer you up
Second - What?
First - This building is aerodynamic. If you jump out that window over there, you'll fall ten stories, the wind current will pick you up, and send you right back through the window
Second - Right...
First - Here, I'll show you.

The first guy jumps out the window, falls ten stories, stops in mid-air, and is sent back through the window. Second guy gets so excited, he jumps out the window and falls to his death.

Bartender - You can be a real jerk when you're drunk Superman.
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Kavi · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:12 pm Post subject:

LMAO

What kind of room can no one enter?

* a mushroom
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Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

omegavoids · Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 9:12 pm Post subject:

There was this guy which went to heaven, he saw a angel carrying a clock which was at 1 minute and was not moving, he asked the angel what is the clock for, the angel said " I'll give you an example, for this instance, there's this guy who said 54 lies in his life,so his clock shows it's arrow hand at 54 minutes. This guy's clock i'm carrying has the proof that the guy said 1 lie in his life."
So the man asked about this president's clock, the president kept on saying lies to his country.
"ohhhhh...... you mean that president?" the angel said, "i hung his clock in my office, it's a high quality fan now."
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Kavi · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:45 am Post subject:

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
"too many deer were being hit by cars"
and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
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Jayne: "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

64Cheese · Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:44 pm Post subject:

Warning: Potentially Offensive

Did you hear the one about the gay midget?
He came out of the cupboard.

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